Cake Boss is slowly, methodically taking over the world

Cake Boss.  You know him.  You love him.  You quote him.  Our favorite part about the Cake Boss, otherwise known as Buddy Valastro, is that he refers to each cake he's working on by choosing one defining word about the cake and repeating it every time he references said cake:

  • "We've gotta work on this dinosaur cake."

  • "I need to dirty ice this foot cake."

  • "I have a plant cake to get done."

Cake Boss

Cake Boss

Cake Boss

Cake Boss

Well, it's your lucky day, because Signore Valastro is extending is empire beyond the bakery and into your local members-only food club.  Stop by BJs and get your cake today.*For those of you who can't read the description beneath the name of this cake, IT'S DA BOMB, it reads:

Layers of moist chocolate cake with chocolate shavings married together by a creaming caramel filling and drizzled with caramel and Belgian chocolate ganache.

Two quick reactions to this:

  1. The Valastro's need to hire a copywriter who knows how to use punctuation - I'm sure most will work for cake.

  2. Buddy loves his ganache.

*In the spirit of full disclosure, we have not yet tried Buddy's line of cakes.  My goal is to simply spread the good word and let our loyal readers know that they're available.

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